• Your Pussy Stinks - Peaches and Cream Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends
  • Your Pussy Stinks - Peaches and Cream Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends
  • Your Pussy Stinks - Peaches and Cream Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends
  • Your Pussy Stinks - Peaches and Cream Soap
  • Your Pussy Stinks - Peaches and Cream Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends
  • Your Pussy Stinks - Peaches and Cream Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends
  • Your Pussy Stinks - Peaches and Cream Soap
  • Your Pussy Stinks - Peaches and Cream Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends

Your Pussy Stinks - Peaches and Cream Soap

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Soap Description:

I'd slut-shame if the stink didn't keep you celibate! Fool forgiving friends, lovers, and lovers to enemies by washing yourself with our luscious peaches and cream scented soap! We keep our batches of soap small - just like your self-esteem after uncrossing your legs. Oh its not for you, is it? Sure... Well, you finally have a way to not-so-subtly boost your partner's perception-check on their crypt of a cooch with our natural, handcrafted, vegan soap! Why vegan? Because she's got the meats and we can smell it from here. 

Buy it to scare off Tinder dates or as a gag gift for friends - PUN INTENDED, FU!

Remember: Pussy odor is normal and natural, you're probably just smelling our assholes.  

Smells Like

A proprietary blend of bright white market peach, dark Madagascar vanilla, touched with a delicate peony floral note. Smells just like peaches and cream.

Exfoliation

No exfoliation

Soap Ingredients

Saponified 100% Food Grade Oils of (Coconut, Olive, and Castor Oil), Distilled Water, Coconut Milk, Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Kaolin Clay, Natural Fragrances, Mica, Sodium Lactate. FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY. Keep out of reach of children and pets. NET WT. 5OZ (141 grams). Learn More Here

What's On The Soap Box?

Front: Your pussy stinks. Stop wiping back to front.

Back: Let's be honest skunkpuss, this isn't the first, nor will it be the last time you've heard this! Don't put this soap in your pussy, keep it outside the mud flaps Martha, this isn't a truck stop.

Every Shipment Includes:
1 x Hysterical "No More Stink Club" mailer
1 x Hilariously savage soap box
1 x Luxurious 5oz bar of cold processed soap
  • All Natural
  • No Harsh Chemicals
  • Cold Processed
  • Laughably FL Made

UGH, STOP ASKING

Okay, fine Karen! Here are the most frequently annoying asked questions below.

Yes, we are totes for realsies boo

Absolutely! All orders shipped from Mean But Clean Soap Co. will not contain any of your personal information or a packing slip with your name on it if you choose the option above to ship anonymously. We never share your info either.

*Note: This is intended to be sent as a gag gift. This is not intended to harass, bully, or intimidate.

We knew we would like you! If you want us to ship this anonymously, simply:

1. Pick the option to ship anonymously above.

3. Optional, type in a note that you would like for us to include with the shipment.

4. Checkout and pay for your purchase accordingly.

*Note: this is intended to be sent as a gag gift. This is not intended to harass, bully, or intimidate.

Damn, you are savage! If you want to give this item in person simply:

1. Pick the "Ship to me" checkbox above.

2. Enter in your name and your address in the shipping address fields during checkout

3. Pay for your purchase accordingly.

Yes, all orders ship for free.

All orders for in stock products are shipped within 1 business day of being placed.

Note: If an item is out of stock or is a preorder item, it may take a little longer. Contact us if you have questions.

All orders are shipped via USPS First Class Mail, and come with shipping and tracking confirmation.

Transit times may vary. Orders are shipped from Florida and can take 3-7 days to arrive.

You will receive a tracking confirmation email letting you know when it has shipped.

Yes, they are handmade by three comedians in Florida. We put a lot of time and effort into making each soap, ensuring not only a hilarious gag gift, but one that you can actaully use and love.

We're working on it. We are also working on expanding our product line, offering different types of soaps, cosmetics, toiletries and more.

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CUSTOMER REVIEWS

  • ★★★★★

    “Sent this to my theater teacher for telling me I was too fat to play Tracy in this year's production of Hairspray. Mailed it to the class - the best performace of the year was watching her open the package.”

    Ashley
  • ★★★★★

    “My pussy do be stinkin tho”

    Karen Smith
  • ★★★★★

    “Buy it for your girlfriend, she'll think it's hilarious!”

    Satan
  • ★★★★★

    “Found out my girlfriend cheated on me and gave me chlamydia. Figured this belonged in her Christmas stocking. She broke up with me, but at least I got her to dump out her stocking in front of the whole family first!”

    John Hardee
  • ★★★★★

    “Bought this for myself, left the box in the bathroom. I figure, set the bar low and surprise them when I'm clean or if I stink - they've been warned.”

    Lauren Elizabeth
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