• Your Penis Is Gross - Orange Pine Tar Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends - Savage Soaps For Filthy Folks
  • Your Penis Is Gross - Orange Pine Tar Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends - Savage Soaps For Filthy Folks
  • Your Penis Is Gross - Orange Pine Tar Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends - Savage Soaps For Filthy Folks
  • Your Penis Is Gross - Orange Pine Tar Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends - Savage Soaps For Filthy Folks
  • Your Penis Is Gross - Orange Pine Tar Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends - Savage Soaps For Filthy Folks
  • Your Penis Is Gross - Orange Pine Tar Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends - Savage Soaps For Filthy Folks
  • Your Penis Is Gross - Orange Pine Tar Soap
  • Your Penis Is Gross Orange Pine Tar Soap Mean But Clean Soap Company
  • Your Penis Is Gross - Orange Pine Tar Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends - Savage Soaps For Filthy Folks

Your Penis Is Gross - Orange Pine Tar Soap

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Soap Description:

Who's dick stinks around here? Let that smegma-crusted cuck know it's time to wash with our handcrafted Pine Tar Soap! Do they deserve a small batch, handmade bar of Pine Tar soap packed with a masculine presenting orange and woodsy pine scent with exfoliating oats and sand? Absolutely not! But you are a benevolent god, bestowing a gift to an imperfect, slovenly, plebeian penis. They should thank you, and they should absolutely wash their necrotic nether regions with our specialty Penis Is Gross soap!

Buy it to warm new house guests or as a gag gift for friends! 

Remember: Anyone can have a penis and any penis can be gross!

WASH ALREADY!

Smells Like

A warm, woodsy blend of orange groves and pine kissed with muted earthy notes of leather and wood.

Exfoliation

Heavy grit consisting of real oats and sand. Very exfoliating.

Soap Ingredients

Saponified 100% Food Grade Oils of (Coconut, Olive, and Castor Oil), Water, Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Kaolin Clay, Oats, Sand, Activated Charcoal, Pine Tar Extract, Pine and Orange Essential Oil, Sodium Lactate. FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY. Keep out of reach of children & pets. NET WT. 5OZ (141g). Learn More Here

What's On The Soap Box?

Front: Your penis is gross. It's musty, dusty, and crusty.

Back: Where does your dick start and that charcuterie board end? You're the chef, how about you give it a taste, but we recommend washing with this soap first.

Every Shipment Includes:
1 x Hysterical "No More Stink Club" mailer
1 x Hilariously savage soap box
1 x Luxurious 5oz bar of cold processed soap
  • All Natural
  • No Harsh Chemicals
  • Cold Processed
  • Laughably FL Made
Your Penis Is Gross Soap Mean But Clean Soap Company
Your Penis Is Gross Soap Mean But Clean Soap Company

UGH, STOP ASKING

Okay, fine Karen! Here are the most frequently annoying asked questions below.

Yes, we are totes for realsies boo

Absolutely! All orders shipped from Mean But Clean Soap Co. will not contain any of your personal information or a packing slip with your name on it if you choose the option to ship anonymously. We never share your info either.

*Note: This is intended to be sent as a gag gift. This is not intended to harass, bully, or intimidate.

We knew we would like you! If you want us to ship this anonymously, simply:

1. Pick the option to ship anonymously.

3. Optional, type in a note that you would like for us to include with the shipment.

4. Checkout and pay for your purchase accordingly.

*Note: this is intended to be sent as a gag gift. This is not intended to harass, bully, or intimidate.

Damn, you are savage! If you want to give this item in person simply:

1. Pick the "Ship to me" checkbox above.

2. Enter in your name and your address in the fields that appear. Then click add to cart. The details you entered will be submitted to us.

3. Checkout and pay for your purchase accordingly.

Yes, we offer free shipping.

All orders for in stock products are shipped within 1 business day of being placed.

Note: If an item is out of stock or is a preorder item, it may take a little longer. Contact us if you have questions.

All orders are shipped via USPS First Class Mail, and come with shipping and tracking confirmation.

Transit times may vary. Orders are shipped from Florida and can take 3-7 days to arrive.

You will receive a tracking confirmation email letting you know when it has shipped.

Yes, they are handmade by three comedians in Florida. We put a lot of time and effort into making each soap, ensuring not only a hilarious gag gift, but one that you can actaully use and love.

We're working on it. We are also working on expanding our product line, offering different types of soaps, cosmetics, toiletries and more.

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CUSTOMER REVIEWS

  • ★★★★★

    “I had no idea my penis was gross until I got this in the mail, moreover I didnt know I had a penis! But I looked down and there it was, unkempt and disgusting. Thank you Mean but Clean, now that I know where my dick is, it's cleaner than ever!”

    Pat Erinn
  • ★★★★★

    “My penis USED to be gross, but now it just gets used ;) Thanks Mean but Clean!”

    Handy Andy
  • ★★★★★

    “I've never received one of these because I have an impeccably clean penis, but my friend wanted me to leave a review for him because he was too embarrassed. Thanks Mean but Clean!”

    Not Jason
  • ★★★★★

    “Goodbye shmegma, hello legme! Legme balls! ”

    Trevor Smith
  • ★★★★★

    “I have a stay at home penis, and man am I glad it started washing! 5 stars would insult my partner again!”

    Barbara Boss
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