Frequently Asked Questions

We have included a breakdown of the most commonly asked questions in reference to Mean But Clean Soap Co.

Need more help?

You can contact us, we'll be "happy" to assist. We'll also talk trash about you, regardless.

Yes, we are totes for realsies boo. Why wouldn't be?

Absolutely! All orders shipped from Mean But Clean Soap Co. will not contain any of your personal information or a packing slip with your name on it if you choose the option above to ship anonymously. We never share your info either.

*Note: This is intended to be sent as a gag gift. This is not intended to harass, bully, or intimidate.

We knew we would like you! If you want us to ship this anonymously, simply:

1. Pick the option to ship anonymously on the product listing.

3. Optional, type in a note that you would like for us to include with the shipment.

4. Checkout and pay for your purchase accordingly.

*Note: this is intended to be sent as a gag gift. This is not intended to harass, bully, or intimidate.

Damn, you are savage! If you want to give this item in person simply:

1. Pick the "Ship to me" checkbox on the product listing pages.

2. Enter in your name and your address in the fields that appear. Then click add to cart. The details you entered will be submitted to us.

3. Checkout and pay for your purchase accordingly.

4. You will receive a shipping and tracking confirmations once the order ships.

YES! All orders include free standard shipping with tracking.

All orders for in-stock products are shipped within 1 business day of being placed.

Note: If an item is out of stock or is a preorder item, it could possibly take a little longer. Contact us if you have questions.

All orders are shipped via USPS First Class Mail, and come with shipping and tracking confirmation.

Transit times may vary. Orders are shipped from Florida and can take 3-7 days to arrive.

You will receive a tracking confirmation email letting you know when it has shipped.

Yes, they are handmade by three comedians in Florida. We put a lot of time and effort into making each soap, ensuring not only a hilarious gag gift, but one that you can actaully use and love.

We're working on it. We are also working on expanding our product line, offering different types of soaps, cosmetics, toiletries and more!

Absolutely! We'd love for you to carry our line of savagery at your store.

Sell online? We offer drop-shipping as well.

Visit this link here, fill out the form and we will be be in touch!

Yes! We have a robust affiliate network with generous commissions. Start earning money immediately by promoting Mean But Clean Soaps.

Visit our affiliate network page here for more information and to join.

Let me ask you this? Would you accept this shit back after sending it? Nah. BUT, if there is some weird extenuating circumstance surrounding your order, reach out to us and we will be more than happy to accomodate and get you squared away boo.

Well Karen, someone you know thought it would be hilarious to send this to you.

If you want your address black listed from future purchases, please contact us with your name and your shipping address and we will be more than happy to make sure you don't receive any more packages like this again.

The soap is freakin quality though, so keep it and use it. You may end up loving it?!

Please contact us IMMEDIATELY and we will do our best to adjust it for you before it ships. You can email hello@meanbutcleansoap.com or use the contact us link on the bottom meny,

We are unable to change the address once the order has been shipped.

Sometimes ya wuss out. That's cool. As long as your order has not shipped, we can cancel it and issue a refund.

Savagery Has Never Smelled So Good

Yeah, they'll clutch their pearls, but they will laugh hystericaly when they do (and so will we)
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