By Lauren Gray

Gag Gifts Don't Have to Make You Gag!

The number one problem with gag gifts: beyond the initial shock, most prank gifts are useless! One quick joke and the fun is over. This is why we decided to create a product that was both a great gag gift idea and a memorable present your victim will learn to enjoy! 😈

Mean but Clean's prank gift experience starts as soon as the package arrives at the door. Our bougie matte black mailers all come with our official "NO MORE STINK CLUB" sticker in bright yellow pasted on the front of the package. Our sticker boldly states:

"THIS SOAP IS RECOMMENDED BY PEOPLE WITH

  • NASTY NETHER REGIONS
  • FUNKY FEET
  • STANK BALLS
  • GAMEY TAINTS
  • RIPE PITS."

The embarrassment begins as soon as the delivery person makes eye-contact with that gamey-tainted recipient. One would think that such ignominy would be the extent of our practical joke, but no! Not unlike Star Wars, The Lord of the Rings, or The Godfather, the Mean but Clean journey is a trilogy they'll never forget. As our dear recipient retreats back into their newly christened hut of shame, they rip open the packaging. Surely, no further insult could await our suffering stooge, but alas! As hornets strike twice so do we! Inside lies an insult so foul, so sordid, it required the thick opaque packaging to protect the innocence of unsuspecting passerby. "YOUR PUSSY STINKS!" shouts the container with text that somehow rattles the eardrums emblazoned on the front of the box, deeper cuts and popping roasts in smaller text roaming over the available space. 

And then, floating through the air, like a flautist mastering Brahms' 4th Symphony- a scent. A beguiling and mysterious fragrance fills the space, beckoning our weakened victim to rip open the vulgar box, only to find a handsome handmade bar of soap. To say that our sweet little sucker ran to the shower would be clumsy. No, like a delicate young bride, our recipient carried our natural handmade soap over the threshold, turned on the shower, and claimed her in the enveloping steam. 

Is this a trauma bond? Possibly, but our unwitting protagonist can now look back on the journey with found memories and forward to blissful showers, refreshed and renewed skin, and the possibility...

FOR REVENGE!

 

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