Savage Soaps For Filthy Folks
This definitely isn't your momma's soap shop...but then again, maybe it should be. The universe brought you here for a reason. You or someone you know stinks. We can fix that!
How Does It Work?
Just pick, ship, punish and share!
Pick Your Soap Now
Your Pussy Stinks - Peaches and Cream SoapYour Pussy Stinks - Peaches and Cream Soap
Regular priceUnit price per$15.00Sale price $10.00
Weak Dick - Tobacco Bay SoapWeak Dick - Tobacco Bay Soap
Regular priceUnit price per$15.00Sale price $10.00
That New Bussy Smell - Prep-permint Poppy SoapThat New Bussy Smell - Prep-permint Poppy Soap
Regular priceUnit price per$15.00Sale price $10.00
Bimbo - Orange Vanilla Jasmine SoapBimbo - Orange Vanilla Jasmine Soap
Regular priceUnit price per$15.00Sale price $10.00
These aren't some cheap ass gag gifts either.
Our shit is luxe boo. We've raised the bar on mailing funny gifts! We meticulously hand craft our soap in small batches, using only the finest natural ingredients our savage little souls can find — delivering the highest quality hilarity your friends and family have ever received.
We Only Make 100% Pure Cold Processed Soap
What's that mean? It's bougie! Our soap is so extra that it needs 30 days to sit on its ass to cure, before it is ready to be used on yours.
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We Dare You To...
Treat yourself, a shitty ex, a friend, or that asshole that ghosted you last week.
Our soaps are also perfect for Christmas, birthdays, divorce parties, pride,
Valentine's Day, Christenings, dirty swingers, and commies.
Prep That Bussy
For best results, drop this soap after scrubbing the knot at the end of your balloon
The Mean But Clean Blog
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Who is Weak Dick Soap For?
A sea of shitty ex's, ghostly hinge dates, and repulsive bosses come to mind. But really, it's more for the gratification of sending this prank gift than receiving it. You can send Weak Dick to anyone, and trust me, these things get sent to any and everyone... but if you need a little ✨inspiration✨ I have a couple thoughts... -
What is Cold Processed Soap?
Cold processed soap is created without any additional heating methods outside of the natural chemical process that takes place when the oils, fats, and lye are mixed together. This is called ✨ saponification ✨. -
Gag Gifts Don't Have to Make You Gag!
The number one problem with gag gifts: beyond the initial shock, most prank gifts are useless! One quick joke and the fun is over. This is why we decided to create a product that was both a great gag gift idea and a memorable present your victim will learn to enjoy! 😈
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