Savage Soaps For Filthy Folks

This definitely isn't your momma's soap shop...but then again, maybe it should be. The universe brought you here for a reason. You or someone you know stinks. We can fix that! 

How Does It Work?

Just pick, ship, punish and share!

Pick Your Soap Now

Send 'em a gag gift they'll never forget. Free shipping included.
  • Your Pussy Stinks - Peaches and Cream Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends
    Your Pussy Stinks - Peaches and Cream Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends
    Your Pussy Stinks - Peaches and Cream Soap

    Your Pussy Stinks - Peaches and Cream Soap

    Regular price $15.00
  • Weak Dick - Tobacco Bay Soap Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends
    Weak Dick - Tobacco Bay Soap Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends
    Weak Dick - Tobacco Bay Soap

    Weak Dick - Tobacco Bay Soap

    Regular price $15.00
  • That New Bussy Smell Peppermint Poppy Soap Gag Gift Soap Natural Handmade Soap Cold Processed Soap Funny Gag Gift For Friends
    That New Bussy Smell Peppermint Poppy Soap Gag Gift Soap Natural Handmade Soap Cold Processed Soap Funny Gag Gift For Friends
    That New Bussy Smell - Prep-permint Poppy Soap

    That New Bussy Smell - Prep-permint Poppy Soap

    Regular price $15.00
  • Bimbo Soap Mean But Clean Soap Company  Orange Vanilla Jasmine Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends Natural Cold Processed Soap
    Bimbo Soap Mean But Clean Soap Company  Orange Vanilla Jasmine Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends Natural Cold Processed Soap
    Bimbo - Orange Vanilla Jasmine Soap

    Bimbo - Orange Vanilla Jasmine Soap

    Regular price $15.00
Mean But Clean Soap Company Send Gag Gifts By Mail Cold Processed Soap Natural Bar Soap
Mean But Clean Soap Company Send Gag Gifts By Mail Cold Processed Soap Natural Bar Soap
Mean But Clean Soap Company Send Gag Gifts By Mail Cold Processed Soap Natural Bar Soap

These aren't some cheap ass gag gifts either.

Our shit is luxe boo. We've raised the bar on mailing funny gifts! We meticulously hand craft our soap in small batches, using only the finest natural ingredients our savage little souls can find — delivering the highest quality hilarity your friends and family have ever received.

  • 100% Cold Processed Soap

  • No Harmful Ingredients

  • Palm Oil & Alcohol Free

  • Proudly Made In Florida

  • Cruelty Free

  • Corn + Cobb Free

No Bad Shit
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See What They Are Saying

  • ★★★★★

    “What the hell is a bussy?”

    -Edgar
  • ★★★★★

    “A reenactment of his face when he opened the package, and my face when I first smelled his”

    - Erica
  • ★★★★★

    “My dog stopped burying his nose in my crotch, FINALLY!”

    - Sue Ellen Crandall

We Dare You To...

Treat yourself, a shitty ex, a friend, or that asshole that ghosted you last week.
Our soaps are also perfect for Christmas, birthdays, divorce parties, pride,
Valentine's Day, Christenings, dirty swingers, and commies.

The Mean But Clean Blog

  • Who is Weak Dick Soap For?
    Who is Weak Dick Soap For?

    Who is Weak Dick Soap For?

    A sea of shitty ex's, ghostly hinge dates, and repulsive bosses come to mind. But really, it's more for the gratification of sending this prank gift than receiving it. You can send Weak Dick to anyone, and trust me, these things get sent to any and everyone... but if you need a little ✨inspiration✨ I have a couple thoughts...
  • What is Cold Processed Soap?
    What is Cold Processed Soap?

    What is Cold Processed Soap?

    Cold processed soap is created without any additional heating methods outside of the natural chemical process that takes place when the oils, fats, and lye are mixed together. This is called ✨ saponification ✨.
  • Handmade Bar Soap Gag Gift Prank Gift
    Handmade Bar Soap Gag Gift Prank Gift

    Gag Gifts Don't Have to Make You Gag!

    The number one problem with gag gifts: beyond the initial shock, most prank gifts are useless! One quick joke and the fun is over. This is why we decided to create a product that was both a great gag gift idea and a memorable present your victim will learn to enjoy! 😈

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