That New Bussy Smell - Prep-permint Poppy Soap

Name: That New Bussy Smell - Prep-permint Poppy Soap
Brand: Mean But Clean Soap Co
SKU: MBC-NBS-5OZBAR
Price: 10.0 USD
Availability: OutOfStock

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Soap Description:

Still rockin' swamp ass from Pride of 2015? Well bend over and distract them from that receding hairline by washing with our Prep-permit Poppy Soap! This soap is handcrafted in small batches and meant to be passed around the bath house, just like the party bottom who desperately needs a bar of this. Be warned, just like schnapps at a gay bar, we added a heavy pour of peppermint essential oils inside, so we advise not shoving it inside your asshole, ASSHOLE! The tingle everywhere else, feels just right.

Buy it to celebrate yourself or as a gag gift for friends!

Remember: Friends fake gagging, its just polite.

Smells Like

A cool, sharp, minty fresh aroma. Invigorating and rejuvenating.

Exfoliation

Medium grit exfoliant consisting of tiny poppy seeds.

Soap Ingredients

Saponified 100% Food Grade Oils of (Coconut, Olive, Castor Oil), Water, Coconut Milk, Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Kaolin Clay, Peppermint Essential Oil, Poppy Seeds, Titanium Dioxide, Mica, Sodium Lactate. FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY. Keep out of reach of children & pets. NET WT. 5OZ (141g). Learn More Here

What's On The Soap Box?

Front: That new bussy smell. For high milage heauxs.

Back: Unline your asshole this soap has its limits Blanche. It can wash away the physical evidence of last night, but the sins and scars are for you to deal with.

Every Shipment Includes:
1 x Hysterical "No More Stink Club" mailer
1 x Hilariously savage soap box
1 x Luxurious 5oz bar of cold processed soap

All Natural
No Harsh Chemicals
Cold Processed
Laughably FL Made

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Yes, we are totes for realsies boo

Absolutely! All orders shipped from Mean But Clean Soap Co. will not contain any of your personal information or a packing slip with your name on it if you choose the option above to ship anonymously. We never share your info either.

*Note: This is intended to be sent as a gag gift. This is not intended to harass, bully, or intimidate.

Absolutely! All orders shipped from Mean But Clean Soap Co. will not contain any of your personal information or a packing slip with your name on it if you choose the option above to ship anonymously. We never share your info either.

*Note: This is intended to be sent as a gag gift. This is not intended to harass, bully, or intimidate.

We knew we would like you! If you want us to ship this anonymously, simply:

1. Pick the option to ship anonymously above.

3. Optional, type in a note that you would like for us to include with the shipment.

4. Checkout and pay for your purchase accordingly.

*Note: this is intended to be sent as a gag gift. This is not intended to harass, bully, or intimidate.

We knew we would like you! If you want us to ship this anonymously, simply:

1. Pick the option to ship anonymously above.

3. Optional, type in a note that you would like for us to include with the shipment.

4. Checkout and pay for your purchase accordingly.

*Note: this is intended to be sent as a gag gift. This is not intended to harass, bully, or intimidate.

Damn, you are savage! If you want to give this item in person simply:

1. Pick the "Ship to me" checkbox above.

2. Enter in your name and your address in the shipping address fields during checkout.

3. Pay for your purchase accordingly.

Damn, you are savage! If you want to give this item in person simply:

1. Pick the "Ship to me" checkbox above.

2. Enter in your name and your address in the shipping address fields during checkout.

3. Pay for your purchase accordingly.

Yes, all orders ship free.

All orders for in stock products are shipped within 1 business day of being placed.

Note: If an item is out of stock or is a preorder item, it may take a little longer. Contact us if you have questions.

All orders are shipped via USPS First Class Mail, and come with shipping and tracking confirmation.

Transit times may vary. Orders are shipped from Florida and can take 3-7 days to arrive.

All orders are shipped via USPS First Class Mail, and come with shipping and tracking confirmation.

Transit times may vary. Orders are shipped from Florida and can take 3-7 days to arrive.

You will receive a tracking confirmation email letting you know when it has shipped.

Yes, they are handmade by three comedians in Florida. We put a lot of time and effort into making each soap, ensuring not only a hilarious gag gift, but one that you can actaully use and love.

We're working on it. We are also working on expanding our product line, offering different types of soaps, cosmetics, toiletries and more.

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CUSTOMER REVIEWS

★★★★★

“Been a long time since I've smelled a new bussy around these parts. Feeling young, hung, and prepped!”

Bobby Roberts
★★★★★

“My bussy is always fresh, but I leave this out on the sink so my Grindr dates know exactly who they're dealing with.”

Daniel Mathews
★★★★★

“I found this in my son's bathroom, don't know what a 'bussy' is but my husband's been extra handsy lately! Thanks Mean but Clean!”

Barb Kelly, Pastor's Wife & Prayer Leader for Jesus H Christ Baptist Church of America
★★★★★

“Bought this for Pride and it conquered the stank from a full day of wearing a latex gimp suit! I'd say more but mmmgphfffrggghhh”

Daddy's Lil' Piggy
★★★★★

“I left one of these out and three bears came through my bedroom window. Lock it up if you want a good night's sleep!”

Timothy

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