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We Ship The Soap
It will be delivered in our hilarious mailer within 3-5 days. Sit back and laugh while you wait for the soap to arrive.
Share In The Hilarity
Tell a friend about us. Then, share your victim's reaction with us on social media #meanbutclean, or call and leave us a voicemail to let us know how it went. 727.435.8222
“Left this in my Tinder date's bathroom before jumping out the window. He unfriended me on insta, 10 out of 5 will do again.”
★★★★★
“Found some other girl's fake nail in my bf's bed. Sent him this as a parting gift, but it's soap so he won't know what to do with it.”
★★★★★
“From smegma to legma! Legma balls!”
★★★★★
“I've never received one of these before because I have an impeccably clean penis, but my friend wanted me to leave a review for him because he was too embarrassed. Thanks Mean but Clean!”
★★★★★
“I left one of these out and three bears came through my window! Lock it up if you want a good night's sleep!”
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