• Weak Dick - Tobacco Bay Soap Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends
  • Weak Dick - Tobacco Bay Soap Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends
  • Weak Dick - Tobacco Bay Soap Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends
  • Weak Dick - Tobacco Bay Soap Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends
  • Weak Dick - Tobacco Bay Soap Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends
  • Weak Dick - Tobacco Bay Soap Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends
  • Weak Dick - Tobacco Bay Soap Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends
  • Weak Dick - Tobacco Bay Soap Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends
  • Weak Dick - Tobacco Bay Soap Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends

Weak Dick - Tobacco Bay Soap

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Soap Description:

He gave you that bitch dick, huh? Give him the manliest thing he'll ever have in his tiny hands - our Tobacco Bay Soap! Even the smallest, most inconsequential schlongs need to be cleaned. Although our Weak Dick soap is probably too good for his flaccid ass, it is still handcrafted in small batches with all vegan ingredients. 'Cause lets face it, he doesn't have the meats and neither should your soap!

Smells Like

A refreshing, clean masculine scent comprised of earthy bay leaves and subtle hints of tobacco.

Exfoliation

No exfoliation

Soap Ingredients

Saponified 100% Food Grade Oils of (Coconut, Olive, and Castor Oil), Distilled Water, Coconut Milk, Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Kaolin Clay, Natural Fragrances, Mica, Sodium Lactate. FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY. Keep out of reach of children and pets. NET WT. 5OZ (141 grams) Learn More Here

What's On The Soap Box?

Front: Weak dick, worst lay ever. Go wash the shame off.

Back: Can this help my dick? Nope, this is only soap and you are just really bad at sex. We're not here to make false claims, just like you never made her cum. This CAN wash off strip club glitter, it cannot wash off disappointment.

Every Shipment Includes:
1 x Hysterical "No More Stink Club" mailer
1 x Hilariously savage soap box
1 x Luxurious 5oz bar of cold processed soap
  • All Natural
  • No Harsh Chemicals
  • Cold Processed
  • Laughably FL Made

UGH, STOP ASKING

Okay, fine Karen! Here are the most frequently annoying asked questions below.

Yes, we are totes for realsies boo

Absolutely! All orders shipped from Mean But Clean Soap Co. will not contain any of your personal information or a packing slip with your name on it if you choose the option above to ship anonymously. We never share your info either.

*Note: This is intended to be sent as a gag gift. This is not intended to harass, bully, or intimidate.

We knew we would like you! If you want us to ship this anonymously, simply:

1. Pick the option to ship anonymously above.

3. Optional, type in a note that you would like for us to include with the shipment.

4. Checkout and pay for your purchase accordingly.

*Note: this is intended to be sent as a gag gift. This is not intended to harass, bully, or intimidate.

Damn, you are savage! If you want to give this item in person simply:

1. Pick the "Ship to me" checkbox above.

2. Enter in your name and your address in the shipping address fields during checkout.

3. Pay for your purchase accordingly.

Yes, all orders ship free

All orders for in stock products are shipped within 1 business day of being placed.

Note: If an item is out of stock or is a preorder item, it may take a little longer. Contact us if you have questions.

All orders are shipped via USPS First Class Mail, and come with shipping and tracking confirmation.

Transit times may vary. Orders are shipped from Florida and can take 3-7 days to arrive.

You will receive a tracking confirmation email letting you know when it has shipped.

Yes, they are handmade by three comedians in Florida. We put a lot of time and effort into making each soap, ensuring not only a hilarious gag gift, but one that you can actaully use and love.

We're working on it. We are also working on expanding our product line, offering different types of soaps, cosmetics, toiletries and more.

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CUSTOMER REVIEWS

  • ★★★★★

    “Left this in my Tinder date's bathroom before jumping out the window. He unfollowed me on insta, 5 out of 5 stars will do this again.”

    Jennifer Alister
  • ★★★★★

    “Found some other girl's fake nail in my bf's bed. Sent him this as a parting gift, but it's soap so he won't know what to do with it.”

    Danni Green
  • ★★★★★

    “Sent this to my son after he cheated on his partner and told them to pawn the ring. 10 out 5 would teach my son a lesson again if I have to, he is stupid.”

    Nance Adams
  • ★★★★★

    “Bought a pack of these for the cops in Uvalde”

    God
  • ★★★★★

    “My landlord raised the rent by 20% to renew this year, so I sent this to him instead and found a new place”

    Evan Myrtle

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