That New Bussy Smell - Prep-permint Poppy Soap
Still rockin' swamp ass from Pride of 2015? Well bend over and distract them from that receding hairline by washing with our Prep-permit Poppy Soap! This soap is handcrafted in small batches and meant to be passed around the bath house, just like the party bottom who desperately needs a bar of this. Be warned, just like schnapps at a gay bar, we added a heavy pour of peppermint essential oils inside, so we advise not shoving it inside your asshole, ASSHOLE! The tingle everywhere else, feels just right.
Buy it to celebrate yourself or as a gag gift for friends!
Remember: Friends fake gagging, its just polite.
What's On The Soap Box?
1 x Hysterical "No More Stink Club" mailer
1 x Hilariously savage soap box
1 x Luxurious 5oz bar of cold processed soap