• Bimbo Soap Mean But Clean Soap Company  Orange Vanilla Jasmine Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends Natural Cold Processed Soap
  • Bimbo Soap Mean But Clean Soap Company  Orange Vanilla Jasmine Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends Natural Cold Processed Soap
  • Bimbo Soap Mean But Clean Soap Company  Orange Vanilla Jasmine Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends Natural Cold Processed Soap
  • Bimbo Soap Mean But Clean Soap Company  Orange Vanilla Jasmine Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends Natural Cold Processed Soap
  • Bimbo Soap Mean But Clean Soap Company  Orange Vanilla Jasmine Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends Natural Cold Processed Soap
  • Bimbo Soap Mean But Clean Soap Company  Orange Vanilla Jasmine Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends Natural Cold Processed Soap
  • Bimbo Soap Mean But Clean Soap Company  Orange Vanilla Jasmine Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends Natural Cold Processed Soap
  • Bimbo Soap Mean But Clean Soap Company  Orange Vanilla Jasmine Soap - Natural Handmade Soap - Funny Gag Gift For Friends Natural Cold Processed Soap

Bimbo - Orange Vanilla Jasmine Soap

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Soap Description:

Another nip-slip, Janet? It happens to the best of us - the best of us being yours truly of course. Oh, how I miss a good old roaming nipple romp! And although I've been busy seizing the means of production, I still take the time to bathe myself in the most luxurious, small batch soap - scented with orange, vanilla and jasmine. Am I too bougie to piss my pants and tell the cops to fuck off because my soap is handcrafted with the best ingredients a woman can find? I tell you this: I put on my rhinestone pasties in the morning and don my sequin assless chaps at night just like every other girl.

Buy it to celebrate yourself or as a gag gift for friends!

Remember: Bimbos Care, Bimbos Share! 

Smells Like

A sultry, luscious combo of sweet orange, sugary vanilla, and intoxicating black jasmine.

Exfoliation

No exfoliation

Soap Ingredients

Saponified 100% Food Grade Oils of (Coconut, Olive, and Castor Oil), Distilled Water, Coconut Milk, Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Kaolin Clay, Natural Fragrances, Mica, Sodium Lactate. FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY. Keep out of reach of children and pets. NET WT. 5OZ (141 grams) Learn More Here

What's On The Soap Box?

Front: Bimbo -- beautiful is my business obviously. Is this tuna or chicken?

Back: Can you help me with my tits? These boobs are made for gawkin. Have yourself a merry little bimbo bath you dirty lil' glitterslut. ACAB

Every Shipment Includes:
1 x Hysterical "No More Stink Club" mailer
1 x Hilariously savage soap box
1 x Luxurious 5oz bar of cold processed soap
  • All Natural
  • No Harsh Chemicals
  • Cold Processed
  • Laughably FL Made
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UGH, STOP ASKING

Okay, fine Karen! Here are the most frequently annoying asked questions below.

Yes, we are totes for realsies boo

Absolutely! All orders shipped from Mean But Clean Soap Co. will not contain any of your personal information or a packing slip with your name on it if you choose the option above to ship anonymously. We never share your info either.

*Note: This is intended to be sent as a gag gift. This is not intended to harass, bully, or intimidate.

We knew we would like you! If you want us to ship this anonymously, simply:

1. Pick the option to ship anonymously above.

3. Optional, type in a note that you would like for us to include with the shipment.

4. Checkout and pay for your purchase accordingly.

*Note: this is intended to be sent as a gag gift. This is not intended to harass, bully, or intimidate.

Damn, you are savage! If you want to give this item in person simply:

1. Pick the "Ship to me" checkbox above.

2. Enter in your name and your address in the shipping address fields during checkout.

3. Pay for your purchase accordingly.

Yes, all orders ship free.

All orders for in stock products are shipped within 1 business day of being placed.

Note: If an item is out of stock or is a preorder item, it may take a little longer. Contact us if you have questions.

All orders are shipped via USPS First Class Mail, and come with shipping and tracking confirmation.

Transit times may vary. Orders are shipped from Florida and can take 3-7 days to arrive.

You will receive a tracking confirmation email letting you know when it has shipped.

Yes, they are handmade by three comedians in Florida. We put a lot of time and effort into making each soap, ensuring not only a hilarious gag gift, but one that you can actaully use and love.

We're working on it. We are also working on expanding our product line, offering different types of soaps, cosmetics, toiletries and more.

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