Your Pussy Stinks - Peaches and Cream Soap
I'd slut-shame if the stink didn't keep you celibate! Fool forgiving friends, lovers, and lovers to enemies by washing yourself with our luscious peaches and cream scented soap! We keep our batches of soap small - just like your self-esteem after uncrossing your legs. Oh its not for you, is it? Sure... Well, you finally have a way to not-so-subtly boost your partner's perception-check on their crypt of a cooch with our natural, handcrafted, vegan soap! Why vegan? Because she's got the meats and we can smell it from here.
Buy it to scare off Tinder dates or as a gag gift for friends - PUN INTENDED, FU!
Remember: Pussy odor is normal and natural, you're probably just smelling our assholes.
Smells Like
Exfoliation
Soap Ingredients
What's On The Soap Box?
1 x Hysterical "No More Stink Club" mailer
1 x Hilariously savage soap box
1 x Luxurious 5oz bar of cold processed soap