Your Penis Is Gross - Orange Pine Tar Soap

Yes, we are totes for realsies boo

Absolutely! All orders shipped from Mean But Clean Soap Co. will not contain any of your personal information or a packing slip with your name on it if you choose the option to ship anonymously. We never share your info either.

*Note: This is intended to be sent as a gag gift. This is not intended to harass, bully, or intimidate.

We knew we would like you! If you want us to ship this anonymously, simply:

1. Pick the option to ship anonymously.

3. Optional, type in a note that you would like for us to include with the shipment.

4. Checkout and pay for your purchase accordingly.

*Note: this is intended to be sent as a gag gift. This is not intended to harass, bully, or intimidate.

Damn, you are savage! If you want to give this item in person simply:

1. Pick the "Ship to me" checkbox above.

2. Enter in your name and your address in the fields that appear. Then click add to cart. The details you entered will be submitted to us.

3. Checkout and pay for your purchase accordingly.

Yes, we offer free shipping.

All orders for in stock products are shipped within 1 business day of being placed.

Note: If an item is out of stock or is a preorder item, it may take a little longer. Contact us if you have questions.

All orders are shipped via USPS First Class Mail, and come with shipping and tracking confirmation.

Transit times may vary. Orders are shipped from Florida and can take 3-7 days to arrive.

You will receive a tracking confirmation email letting you know when it has shipped.

Yes, they are handmade by three comedians in Florida. We put a lot of time and effort into making each soap, ensuring not only a hilarious gag gift, but one that you can actaully use and love.

We're working on it. We are also working on expanding our product line, offering different types of soaps, cosmetics, toiletries and more.