Your Penis Is Gross - Orange Pine Tar Soap
Who's dick stinks around here? Let that smegma-crusted cuck know it's time to wash with our handcrafted Pine Tar Soap! Do they deserve a small batch, handmade bar of Pine Tar soap packed with a masculine presenting orange and woodsy pine scent with exfoliating oats and sand? Absolutely not! But you are a benevolent god, bestowing a gift to an imperfect, slovenly, plebeian penis. They should thank you, and they should absolutely wash their necrotic nether regions with our specialty Penis Is Gross soap!
Buy it to warm new house guests or as a gag gift for friends!
Remember: Anyone can have a penis and any penis can be gross!
What's On The Soap Box?
1 x Hysterical "No More Stink Club" mailer
1 x Hilariously savage soap box
1 x Luxurious 5oz bar of cold processed soap